Reena went to the vet on Monday to have her teeth cleaned. As everyone knows, she thinks she is a little princess. This is her "tail" (get it, tail instead of tale....witty huh?)
As written in Reena's diary:
September 8th, the 2008th year of our Lord.
First, I get shoved into the crate. Then a 15 minute ride to the V-E-T. I was so scared. It is like taking an English Gentleman to the Tower. That is how scary it is! I was trembling and panting. Momma said it broke her heart to see me that way, but apparently not enough since we still went there.
Then at the V-E-T I get pulled from my carriage, I mean crate, and put on a cold hard table. That is no way to treat a princess. Oh, one day they will pay for the humiliation I went through today. Oh, it was terrible, and I was so frightened that I, *blush*, I, uh, uh....... tee, teed on myself....... What shame!!! What fright!!!!! Oh to be that frightened, then so humiliated. It still makes me want to cry.
They then put this "restraint" on my tail to "take my blood pressure" but it was really some mid-evil torture. But I did not confess to whatever they were trying to get me to confess to......
Then my "Momma" - if she is really even that, took me to the back, and locked me in a cell. Since I am royalty, they did provide a bed and blanket, but that doesn't mean I didn't try to escape......
But then everything became a blur. They must have drugged me, because the next thing I know, I am in my carriage again, with Momma petting me and Daddy driving. When we get back to my palace, I discover that my arm is shaved. My beautiful fur gone. A reminder of my humiliation. My mouth is sore, no doubt due to some other torture inflicted on me. But my teeth are white.....strange.....
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